Easter Eggs og sjove fejlmeddelelser

Sjove Fejlmeddelelser

Vi har fundet diverse sjove fejlmeddelser på nettet - her er en udpluk af disse:

• Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner!
• Bad or missing mouse - go spank the cat (Y/N)
• File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)
• Press any key to quit or any other key to continue
• User error. Replace user
• Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The Police are on its way
• Runtime error 6D at 417A:32DF: Incompetent user
• This company has performed an illegal operation and may be split up
• VirusScan 1.0 - Windows found: Remove it? (Ok/Ok)
• windows vil nu smadre dit c-drev med en hammer
• venligst indsæt en Linux boot-diskette og genstart
• Please read this End User License , if you understand and understand these terms, click ok!
• Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse. Plese restart your computer
• Keyboard not responding. Press any key to continue
• Do these pants make my ass look fat?
• Ikke mere plads i hukommelsen. Din indbakke slettes
• Hej Neanderthaler ! du fandt The missing Link
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
• Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
• This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
• To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. ;COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
• CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
• Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
• WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
• USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
• Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
• If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
• Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
• System Unstable... Should I Die now or Die later? (D/D)
• APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
• (001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?
• (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
• As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
• PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
• Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
• Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
• Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to get this error.
• Fejl Found. Venligst replace ordbog - multiple ordbogs probably installeret at the same tid
• Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...
• DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
• DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
• Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
• Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
• Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
• Error: keyboard locked - try anything you can think of.
• Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
• Error: Keyboard not responding. Press any key to continue.
• Fatal system error #3021206. Have a nice day!
• FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
• Go ahead, make my data!
• Press ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
• Reality checksum error! Press any key to restart universe.
• SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
• Virus detected! Pour chicken soup on motherboard Y/N?
• ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth --- reboot universe? (Y/N)
  

Easter Eggs

Nedenfor er eksempler på diverse Easter-Eggs fra Lotus.Alle ved, at der er en flysimulator i Excel. I Lotus Notes kan man også få sjove ting frem på skærmen - dog ikke så omfattende som i Excel.Kender du andre såkaldte Easter Eggs (påskeæg), der ikke er beskrevet her, så mail os (info@zoomtek.dk), og vi offentliggør dem på denne side.

Easter Eggs Release 6

Åbn webadmin.nsf i en browser (http://servernavn/webadmin.nsf). Vælg Server (faneblad), status (faneblad) og Quick Console (Oversigt). I Domino Command-feltet skrives 'about:' (uden gnyfer).

Herefter udskrives en længere tekst på serverkonsollen. Her er udskriften fra vores testserver: Webadmin credits daemon waking up : ......Yawn] Download 3270 emulator from ibm.com : ......OK] Initializing IBM easteregg BIOS R6.0: ......OK] Resolving current TCP host address : ......OK] Local TCP address is : 10.0.4.124 Attempting connection to home : wtf5.iris.com Probing connection on port 80: ...........FAILED] Probing connection on port 25: ...........FAILED] Probing connection on port 2752: ...........FAILED] Probing connection on port 8080: ...........FAILED] !DAMN! Probing connection on port 1352: ...........SUCCESS!] Downloading NRPC miniport driver : .........OK] Successfully loaded NRPC.DXL into: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705) Attaching to system wtf5.iris.com: .........ATTACHED] Hello system 10.0.4.124, pleased to meet you! (FYI: Don't be rude and try to hack in. All login attempts are monitored, 'kay?) User name: Anonymous Password : ******** INVALID PASSWORD. You have one more try. (Don't screw it up, pal!) Password : ***************** Verifying password quality...........Weird password, hence completely acceptable] Welcome to wtf5.iris.com, Westford, MA, USA. Local system time is: 15. januar 2005 16:23:40 Hello Anonymous, nice to meet you! guest@iris /]# fingr tgumz bash: fingr: command not found guest@iris /]# finger tgumz Login: tgumz Name: Thomas Gumz email: tgumz@notesdev.ibm.com Shell: /bin/ksh/iris Directory: home/germany Too much mail. (Sounds familiar, huh?!) No plan. No bugs. No hassles. Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......spooled to image daemon] Personal message: This is the biggest freakin' web app we've built so far! guest@iris /]# finger wschrammt finger: wschrammt: no such user. Be careful what you ask for. guest@iris /]# finger wschramm Login: wschramm Name: Wolfgang Schramm email: wschramm@ch.ibm.com Shell: No shell. Prefers Aral. Directory: home/switzerland Too much mail, too. Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......spooled to image daemon] Personal message: I prefer mosquito nets over internets. In fact, I always wear my mosquito net hat while writing code, to keep the bugs out!!! guest@iris /]# finger iris Login: iris Name: Iris Associates, Inc. In memoriam: December 7, 1984 - September 31, 2001 Directory: sightings/elvis/is/alive Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......spooled to image daemon] It has been a hell of a ride! So long, and thanks for all the fish. ERROR: CRC checksum mismatch in TCP protocol header. FAILURE: CONNECTION ABORTED BY THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. You have been disconnected. Goodbye. Image daemon: Finished background decoding of downloaded scans: Image daemon: Ordering results: 1.Iris, 2.Thomas, 3.Wolfgang:

Easter Eggs Release 5

Åbn Notes-klienten, og vælg Help | about Notes i menuen. (mellem hver indtastning skal Help | about Notes vælges igen). Herefter skrives:

• release the power
• notes is not dead
• elvis is not dead
• yes he is
• super.human.software (hvorefter der klikkes på "o" i Lotus)
• i am superman (små bogstaver) (hvorefter der klikkes på "o" i Notes)
  

Kender du andre såkaldte Easter Eggs (påskeæg), der ikke er beskrevet her, så mail os, og vi offentliggør dem på denne side.

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