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Easter Eggs og sjove fejlmeddelelser |
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Sjove Fejlmeddelelser
Vi har fundet diverse sjove fejlmeddelser på nettet - her er en udpluk af disse:
- Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner!
- Bad or missing mouse - go spank the cat (Y/N)
- File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)
- Press any key to quit or any other key to continue
- User error. Replace user
- Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The Police are on its way
- Runtime error 6D at 417A:32DF: Incompetent user
- This company has performed an illegal operation and may be split up
- VirusScan 1.0 - Windows found: Remove it? (Ok/Ok)
- windows vil nu smadre dit c-drev med en hammer
- venligst indsæt en Linux boot-diskette og genstart
- Please read this End User License , if you understand and understand these terms, click ok!
- Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse. Plese restart your computer
- Keyboard not responding. Press any key to continue
- Do these pants make my ass look fat?
- Ikke mere plads i hukommelsen. Din indbakke slettes
- Hej Neanderthaler ! du fandt The missing Link
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
- Close your eyes and press escape three times.
- This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
- Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
- This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
- To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
- BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. ;COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
- CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
- USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
- Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
- If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
- Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
- System Unstable... Should I Die now or Die later? (D/D)
- APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
- (001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?
- (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
- Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
- Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
- Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to get this error.
- Fejl Found. Venligst replace ordbog - multiple ordbogs probably installeret at the same tid
- Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...
- DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
- Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
- Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
- Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
- Error: keyboard locked - try anything you can think of.
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- Error: Keyboard not responding. Press any key to continue.
- Fatal system error #3021206. Have a nice day!
- FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
- Go ahead, make my data!
- Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
- Reality checksum error! Press any key to restart universe.
- SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
- Virus detected! Pour chicken soup on motherboard Y/N?
- ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth --- reboot universe? (Y/N)
Easter Eggs
Nedenfor er eksempler på diverse Easter-Eggs fra Lotus.
Alle ved, at der er en flysimulator i Excel. I Lotus Notes kan man også få sjove ting frem på skærmen - dog ikke så omfattende som i Excel.
Kender du andre såkaldte Easter Eggs (påskeæg), der ikke er beskrevet her, så mail os (info@zoomtek.dk), og vi offentliggør dem på denne side.
Easter Eggs Release 6
Åbn webadmin.nsf i en browser (http://servernavn/webadmin.nsf). Vælg Server (faneblad), status (faneblad) og Quick Console (Oversigt).
I Domino Command-feltet skrives 'about:' (uden gnyfer)
Herefter udskrives en længere tekst på serverkonsollen. Her er udskriften fra vores testserver:
Webadmin credits daemon waking up : ......[Yawn]
Download 3270 emulator from ibm.com : ......[OK]
Initializing IBM easteregg BIOS R6.0: ......[OK]
Resolving current TCP host address : ......[OK]
Local TCP address is : 10.0.4.124
Attempting connection to home : wtf5.iris.com
Probing connection on port 80: ...........[FAILED]
Probing connection on port 25: ...........[FAILED]
Probing connection on port 2752: ...........[FAILED]
Probing connection on port 8080: ...........[FAILED] !DAMN!
Probing connection on port 1352: ...........[SUCCESS!]
Downloading NRPC miniport driver : .........[OK]
Successfully loaded NRPC.DXL into: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
Attaching to system wtf5.iris.com: .........[ATTACHED]
Hello system 10.0.4.124, pleased to meet you!
(FYI: Don't be rude and try to hack in. All login attempts are monitored, 'kay?)
User name: Anonymous
Password : ********
INVALID PASSWORD. You have one more try. (Don't screw it up, pal!)
Password : *****************
Verifying password quality...........[Weird password, hence completely acceptable]
Welcome to wtf5.iris.com, Westford, MA, USA.
Local system time is: 15. januar 2005 16:23:40
Hello Anonymous, nice to meet you!
guest@iris /]# fingr tgumz
bash: fingr: command not found
[guest@iris /]# finger tgumz
Login: tgumz
Name: Thomas Gumz
email: tgumz@notesdev.ibm.com
Shell: /bin/ksh/iris
Directory: home/germany
Too much mail. (Sounds familiar, huh?!)
No plan. No bugs. No hassles.
Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......[spooled to image daemon]
Personal message: This is the biggest freakin' web app we've built so far!
[guest@iris /]# finger wschrammt
finger: wschrammt: no such user. Be careful what you ask for.
[guest@iris /]# finger wschramm
Login: wschramm
Name: Wolfgang Schramm
email: wschramm@ch.ibm.com
Shell: No shell. Prefers Aral.
Directory: home/switzerland
Too much mail, too.
Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......[spooled to image daemon]
Personal message: I prefer mosquito nets over internets. In fact, I always wear my
mosquito net hat while writing code, to keep the bugs out!!!
[guest@iris /]# finger iris
Login: iris
Name: Iris Associates, Inc.
In memoriam: December 7, 1984 - September 31, 2001
Directory: sightings/elvis/is/alive
Retrieving scan from storage subsystem: ......[spooled to image daemon]
It has been a hell of a ride! So long, and thanks for all the fish.
ERROR: CRC checksum mismatch in TCP protocol header.
FAILURE: CONNECTION ABORTED BY THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
You have been disconnected.
Goodbye.
Image daemon: Finished background decoding of downloaded scans:
Image daemon: Ordering results: 1.Iris, 2.Thomas, 3.Wolfgang:
Easter Eggs Release 5
Åbn Notes-klienten, og vælg Help | about Notes i menuen. (mellem hver indtastning skal Help | about Notes vælges igen).
Herefter skrives:
- release the power
- notes is not dead
- elvis is not dead
- yes he is
- super.human.software (hvorefter der klikkes på "o" i Lotus)
- i am superman (små bogstaver) (hvorefter der klikkes på "o" i Notes)
Kender du andre såkaldte Easter Eggs (påskeæg), der ikke er beskrevet her, så mail os, og vi offentliggør dem på denne side.
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